walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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