I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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