just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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