Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
