she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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