I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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