Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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