fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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