I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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