I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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