well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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