Betty ford says i'm here all night
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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