So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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