; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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