I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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