she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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