Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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