Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
