Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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