fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wanna passion pit in your ass
operation have a gay friend backfired
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
