Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum

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(503): View more from Oregon

I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME

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(606): View more from Kentucky

All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."

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(229): View more from Georgia

I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.

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(281): View more from Texas

seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout

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(949): View more from California

i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.

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(360): View more from Washington

Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right

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