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i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(847): i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind http://tfl.nu/hyvq

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(260): View more from Indiana

So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes

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Are your eyes okay

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I mean if I was Asian they would be

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(260): So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes (1-260): Are your eyes okay (260): I mean if I was Asian they would be http://tfl.nu/l3r4

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I hope mine doesn't look like that

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(250): I hope mine doesn't look like that http://tfl.nu/sndl

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(760): View more from California

Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha

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I hate my life

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(760): Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha (1-760): I hate my life http://tfl.nu/oavx

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(410): View more from Maryland

i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"

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did you yell "are you not entertained?"

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(410): i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude" (913): did you yell "are you not entertained?" http://tfl.nu/qa0j

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(631): View more from New York

The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.

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(631): The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack. http://tfl.nu/734p

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(250): View more from British Columbia

SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.

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(250): SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. http://tfl.nu/crab

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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better

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(920): Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better http://tfl.nu/nui9

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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.

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(201): Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper. http://tfl.nu/iewi

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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to

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(703): We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to http://tfl.nu/xfm2

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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong

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(610): At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong http://tfl.nu/hvr0

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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.

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(716): I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects. http://tfl.nu/fv1m

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(760): View more from California

Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.

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(760): Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs. http://tfl.nu/59iv

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

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(423): There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. http://tfl.nu/8h9m

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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.

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(304): You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him. http://tfl.nu/a4qu

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