Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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