It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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