I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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