Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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