ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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