16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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