I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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