I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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