I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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