GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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