at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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