im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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