did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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