nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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