Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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