i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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