I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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