at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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