your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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