Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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