dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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