I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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