It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Dear god my vagina.
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