You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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