She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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