You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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