Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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