No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am mentally ready for anal.
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