she was so not down for the gang bang
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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