what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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